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The following story is being related by a couple of young ladies in Higginsville, Missouri.
The two ladies were shopping in Kansas City last week. Afterwards, they decided to eat at the Olive Garden. But there they found a freshly deceased, freshly run over cat in their parking space. The one lady is especially, perhaps unreasonably, fond of cats. She could not stand the thought of leaving the dead cat there, so she took one of those brightly colored shopping bags the stores give out this time of year and put the cat in it. She intended to take it home and give it a proper burial. But for the time being, she put it on the trunk of their car. Then the two women went into the restaurant.
They ended up being seated in a raised area of the restaurant, where they could see their car and also could see the people waiting to be seated.
Eventually a nicely dressed woman walked by their car, saw the bag on the trunk, and stole it, slipping it quickly under her coat. The thief then went on into the restaurant. There is a round fountain there, around which people sit while waiting for a table . The woman with the bag under her coat sat on the steps of the fountain for a while. Our young ladies watched her closely. Apparently, she couldn't resist looking at her prize. She furtively opened her coat and took a peek.
She fainted. The management called 911. The ambulance arrived and the woman, who was still unconscious, was taken out on a gurney. As the paramedics were wheeling her out, someone said, "Wait, here's her gift." They placed to brightly colored bag on her stomach and took her to the ambulance.
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