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There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
Dain bramaged.
Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression
C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups.
>... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.
SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
All computers wait at the same speed.
Press CTRL/ALT/DEL to continue ...
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
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