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"Can I draw you a beer
Norm?"
"No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one."
"What'll it be
Normie?"
"Just the usual coach. I'll have a froth of beer and a
snorkel."
"What'll you have
Normie?"
"Well I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of
whatever comes out of that tap."
"Oh, looks like beer, Norm."
"Call me Mister Lucky."
[coming in from the
rain]"Evening everybody"
[everybody]"Norm!"
"Still pouring Norm?
" "That's funny, I was about to ask you the same
thing."
"Hey Norm, How's the world
been treating you?"
"Like a baby treats a diaper."
"How's life treating
you?"
"It's not, Sammy, but you can."
"Hey, Mr Peterson, there's
a cold one waiting for you."
"I know, and if she calls, I'm not here."
"Beer, Norm?"
"Have I gotten that predictable? Good."
"What's going on, Mr.
Peterson?"
"A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer
here.'"
"Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack
Frost nipping at your nose?"
"Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?"
"Whatcha up to Norm?"
"My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."
"How's it going Mr.
Peterson?"
"Poor."
"I'm sorry to hear that."
"No, I mean pour."
"How's life treating you
Norm?"
"Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."
"Women, can't live with 'em.....pass the beer nuts."
"Pour you a beer, Mr.
Peterson?"
"Alright, but stop me at one....make that one thirty."
"How's it going Mr.
Peterson?"
"It's a dog eat dog world, Woody, and I'm wearing Milk Bone
underwear."
"What's going on Mr
Peterson?"
"The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer
please, Woody."
"Can I pour you a beer Mr.
Peterson?"
"A little early isn't it, Woody?"
"For a beer?"
"No, for stupid questions."
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